MRI Symphonia

Entrada

Once upon a time, I was a music composition and theory major. Life happened and for a number of reasons, I had to give that up and do something else. When I went back to school years after I was supposed to graduate with a Bachelor’s, the dean asked me what I was going to do with my gazillion music credits. I told him that music would probably be my retirement job. Guess that’s not happening.

I’m getting used to showing up early for injections of nuclear dyes and scans every 3 months. I don’t care what anyone else says. Getting used to doing it doesn’t make it normal. Not in any sense of the word.

When I am prepped for the scan, they call IV therapy to come down and insert an IV either in my port or my arm/hand. Today it was my hand. It hurt like hell.  I am asked what Pandora channel I’d like to hear. I usually pick some sort of jazz. I have close to 70 channels in my collection. The hospital rarely has the channels I like to hear. I can’t bring my own earbuds into the machine area. They’d get sucked out of my ears and onto the machine as would my phone. I don’t bother dwelling on how unfair this is that I have to do this every 3 months when most other people are going on with their lives. When the machine fires up, I’m told how long each part of the scan will take. I just want to lose myself in the music and my thoughts. Things I want to do when I get home if the weather’s nice. Places I still long to go. Blog posts that may or may not ever actually get written. Every time I lay on an MRI table, I think about how I could write a modern symphony-like piece using the rhythms of the MRI machine. That’s probably not going to happen, either. Damn. So many life goals lost to cancer.

Sonate

bird whistle – squoosh bird whistle – squoosh bird whistle – squooosh 
march march march march march march march bird whistle – squoosh
bird whistle – squooosh

bird whistle – squoosh bird whistle – squoosh bird whistle – squooosh 
march march march march march march march bird whistle – squoosh
bird whistle – squooosh

Sometimes the sounds the machine makes remind me Gustav Holst’s First  or Second Suite  for Military Band. Or maybe Sea Songs by Ralph Vaughn Williams 

Other times it reminds me of Stravinksy’s Rite of Spring.

In a lot of ways, this whole process seems like some bizarre rite, A baptism of sorts. One where my brain is bathed in crazy metallic chemicals.  Sure, people have CT scans and MRIs for all kinds of reasons. I’ve had more than a few on my knees and shoulder. Turns out being athletic in any way eventually requires time with an orthopedic surgeon to repair a torn ligament somewhere. If only metastatic breast cancer were that easy. CT Scans. Bone Scans. MRIs. PET Scans. Lather, rinse, repeat.

I don’t dare ask them to find any of these pieces for me to listen to during my scan. I’d be there all day after tapping my foot or singing the parts that I still remember 30 years after playing them last. Funny how memory works. Especially when yours has been messed with by chemo and radiation.

I lie down on the table. It’s always cold and I’m usually shivering. Probably another reason they have to re-do some of the scans. For my brain MRIs I’m usually on the new 7 Tesla machine. No, it’s not named for the car. Tesla was an engineer and inventor. He did a lot of research with high-powered magnets. I get as comfortable as I can on this hard, cold surface. The technician hands me a bulb on a wire. “Here’s the panic button. Squeeze the ball if you need us to stop.”

Allegro

chunk chunk chunk

chunk chunk chunk

ZZZZT ZZZZZZT ZZZZZZT

ZZZZT ZZZZZZT ZZZZZZT

chunk chunk chunk

Tap Tap Tap
Tap Tap Tap
Tap Tap Tap

ZZZZT ZZZZZZT ZZZZZZT

ZZZZT ZZZZZZT ZZZZZZT

I need you to stop. I don’t want to be here. I know I really can’t say those words, though.  I’d love to stop this nightmare and get off of this ride that is metastatic (Stage 4) breast cancer. I am not at the end of this road yet. I don’t know yet how close I am, but I know I have a ways to go.

The voice in my headset says, “This scan will take 2 minutes. Can you hear the music okay?”

Faint tones of April in Paris remind me of a band trip to Northern Minnesota. The night I had a couple of extra gin & tonics so I could hit high “C” on the trumpet. Doc Z was on the piano. It was a good night. We played well. I went to bed happy.

Yes, I can hear the music. I’d love for it to be louder. It’s as loud as they are allowed to make it. Why should I care about my eardrums now? Sometimes it’s like a woodpecker next to my head pecking on a tree. Or maybe my head. It’s loud but it doesn’t hurt. The Cisplatin has already caused permanent hearing loss and damage. I have perpetual tinnitus. I only wish it came from standing within 10 feet of those speakers at the Prince concert those many years ago.

This passage requires me to lie completely still, which means I can’t really nap. It’s usually when I’m worried about twitching in my sleep that I start to twitch in my sleep. I’ve already had a couple of brain scans where they had to do sections over again just because I was breathing. Or shivering. I don’t remember which.  I know. The nerve, right?

Rondo

chunk chunk chunk

ZZZZT ZZZZZZT ZZZZZZT

Tap

Tap

Droning but not like a bagpipe.

Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap

BZZZZT BZZZZT BZZZZT BZZZZT BZZZZT BZZZZT BZZZZT BZZZZT BZZZZT BZZZZT

Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap

Can you hear my pulse?

I can’t, but I can hear the machine’s pulse. It’s as if it’s alive as I am. I take a minute to be grateful to have a pulse today. Cancer isn’t always this forgiving.

The technician comes in and injects me with the Gadolinium-based contrast.

I start to wonder why all of these patterns are base 8. Then I think of the programming lessons I got from my dad when I was a kid of 8 or 9 or maybe 10.

Binary. On/Off On/Off

Base 10

Base 8

Binary On/Off On/Off

Now come the long tones.

Trombones. Ready? Euphoniums? Where’s the tympanist?

bird whistle – squoosh bird whistle – squoosh bird whistle – squooosh 
march march march march march march march bird whistle – squoosh
bird whistle – squooosh

Now come the video game sounds. Pew Pew Pew

It reminds me of the Gnip Gnop game we had when I was a kid.

I want to be done. I want to get off this table and get somewhere warmer.
The klaxon sounds and a steady grinder noise reminds me of 2001 A Space Odyssey but without HAL 9000’s voice saying “I’m sorry, Dave. I can’t allow you to do that.” This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.” I hear this instruction in my head. It’s too important to stop. That’s what would happen if I squeezed the ball. I’d end the mission. I can’t do that. I’m not done yet.

chunk chunk chunk

chunk chunk chunk

Anyway… I don’t think about when I get on the table other than trying to hear the music and waiting for it all to be done.

bird whistle – squoosh bird whistle – squoosh bird whistle – squooosh 
march march march march march march march bird whistle – squoosh
bird whistle – squooosh

 

bird whistle – squoosh bird whistle – squoosh bird whistle – squooosh 
march march march march march march march bird whistle – squoosh
bird whistle – squooosh

Scherzo

Gnip Gnip Gnip   Gnip Gnip Gnip    Gnip  Gnip Gnip   This part is sort of Stravinksy-esque. Then back to the video game. I’m jumping and running and collecting coins like a boss while I’m not doing a damned thing except lie here without moving a muscle.

chunk chunk chunk

Now the droning sound

Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap

BZZZZT BZZZZT BZZZZT BZZZZT BZZZZT BZZZZT BZZZZT BZZZZT BZZZZT BZZZZT

Almost done.

The voice in the headset says, “This last part is 4 minutes.”

It’s done.

It doesn’t seem like it was that long. It actually wasn’t. About 40 minutes. Still, every time I do this, seems a little bit like forever.

Finale

It’s done. The IV is removed from my hand. I give them the earplugs back. I take a minute to sit up before I try to stand. I wonder how many more of these I will need to do. Like the wise owl, I wonder how many more brain tumors it will take before I can’t do this anymore. And I pray for a miracle.

 

 

 

 

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See You Later, Ed Ackerson

I first met Ed Ackerson, a force majeur on the Twin Cities music scene, when I was 12 and we were in the same 6th grade class. I’d just moved to the suburbs of St. Paul from the inner city and was in a new school with new people and trying to find my way. Ed lived a few blocks up from where I lived. I had a hard time fitting in at that elementary school. Luckily, we all got punted into junior high and in another new school with many new faces we didn’t know the following fall, so we were all in that same uncomfortable boat. I remember that while Ed wasn’t ever one of those making life uncomfortable for anyone else.

Ed and I had some common friends over the years.  Many of them either played in bands with him or saw him play somewhat regularly at First Avenue in Minneapolis. I remember going to a couple of shows of his back in college when I was at UM. At that time, he was playing in his band, Polara. The band has its own star at First Ave. Pretty effing cool.  He and his band went out and did the rock star thing – touring, playing and recording. He was out running around with lots of alternative and  punk-like bands that I liked or was trying to like during the 90s – REM, Nirvana, Pearl Jam,  Blink 182 to name a few. His latest band was called BNLX. They did some tracks I really liked – 1929 and Opposites Attract, for example.

I’m sure Ed and I had classes together at some point. Chemo has eaten so many of my memories along with middle age that I can’t predict my memories anymore. I used to be able to distinctly remember things from when I was very small. I remembered experiences with a pretty excruciating level of detail. I could be counted on to remember song lyrics, lines from books, a lot of whacky trivia about movies and the people that were in them. At work, I was the one who could tell you how to fix something without having to look at the screen because I already had a picture of it in my head.  Now all those memories are pretty spotty if I have them at all. I barely remember what I did, who I talked to or what I saw yesterday much less something from a year or more ago.

 

I left Minnesota in the mid-90s so our paths didn’t cross again until Facebook came along for people not in high school around 2009. One of the things he’d post on Facebook that I really enjoyed were reviews of new bands/albums/talent he’d found and was recording or promoting. He was an encyclopedia of bands he’d known, heard of or worked with.

“Some of the biggest names in Twin Cities music passed through Flowers, including the Jayhawks, Soul Asylum, Motion City Soundtrack, and the Replacements.” – Erik Thompson – City Pages

Ed made music and recording and engineering his life and he was damned good at it. Looking back, I wish I’d have stayed in closer touch with Ed. One thing I’d wanted to do from the time I was in high school was be a professional recording engineer. I’m not saying that he’d have been receptive or had the time to entertain the idea between writing his own music, touring and recording it along with working with other bands in the Twin Cities. At this stage in my life, I can only hope that we’d have had at least a conversation about it had I approached him.

Two recent things really hit me in the feels. First was that he was able to go visit Abbey Road and talk to the recording engineers there in August. I didn’t know it then, but Ed was struggling through treatment for Stage 4 pancreatic cancer. A month or so later, his bandmate, and friend gave his wife a video of Pete Townshend of The Who doing a shout-out to him at a recent concert in Minneapolis. You’ve got to have some real street cred to have a rock superstar like Townshend call you out from onstage. I’m joking that I’m now a friend of a friend of a friend of Pete Townshend. It’s only fair… I’ve loved The Who since my dad started playing their albums for me in about 7th grade. I missed their concert here in Seattle last year or the year before because of my own cancer treatment.

I don’t remember exactly when his now wife, Ashley, joined him in the band. Once I saw them performing together, it made perfect sense. I can’t say how happy I am that he met, married and worked with his soulmate. As I watched via Facebook through the years, I saw they made a great pair both on and off stage. I really like what they’ve done with their current band, BNLX. It reminds me of a lot of other music I’ve really liked, but there’s no copycatting. It’s all Ed and Ashley. I’ve always admired how he stayed true to his own unique style, the Ed I knew back in 6th grade. That’s our kindred connection – we do things our way and pretty much to hell with what anyone else thinks. Since “finding” him again on Facebook in 2009, I’ve happily tagged along on his adventures with his music, his wife, Ashley, their daughter, Annika, and their beloved Boston Terriers.

Ed passed away a week ago today, just a few short weeks after announcing that he’d been fighting Stage 4 pancreatic cancer for over a year and that his condition deteriorating. I recognized our kindred spirit yet again – he didn’t let cancer take him down. He didn’t make a production of it. He kept his focus on the people he loved and the things he loved to do, just as I am. He describes pretty much how I feel about living with cancer in this video. As he says, there isn’t a lot of point in spending a lot of energy thinking about or dwelling on the what-ifs. It’s counterproductive. It saps energy and takes away the joy we have today. It’s in some ways a real gift to know that life truly is short and we need to make the most of every day. I’m sad that he left this world so soon. I am glad and grateful to have known him. I know his memory will live on in his music, his wife and daughter and the work he’s done with Flowers Studio. As much as others are saying good-bye, I can only say that I’m sure I’ll see you later.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Pitfalls of Home Health Care

April 2019

I can say with absolute certainty that I had different expectations for how home health would work. I thought I would feel and be cared for in the same way I would be in a hospital or healthcare facility. I expected the nurses and therapists to care about more than my vital signs. I didn’t expect to be lectured weekly by a speech therapist about how having other people help me means that I don’t nee this service.

I expected that when occupational therapy was ordered, there would be occupational therapists available to see me. I expected that those who would come to my house would know something about what was in my charts and what we needed to work on. I didn’t get that.

I was supposed to have help wit bathing. In the rehab unit patients get showers twice a week. When on home health, if they can find a nursing/bathing aid, it’s once a week. in the 8 weeks I had this “service,” I had 2 bathing aids come out, and I only got the later ones because I complained loudly to my oncologist that I wasn’t getting the level of care my insurance was paying for. Why my insurance company accepts this is beyond me.

I cannot imagine being an older person who has trouble getting around. Someone like my grandfather, a double amputee who had a harder time being mobile as he got into his 80s. He had volunteers that came out to help him with laundry and cleaning. I expected that I would somehow get this same level of care. I didn’t.

The other thing is that a lot of the programs that can help are based on your income. For a lot of these programs, I don’t qualify. I’m not old enough or broke enough to get this kind of help.

When I was released home on my own, the only program I qualified for through the hospital/rehab center was Meals on Wheels.

There is a program through the American Cancer Society where cancer patients can get free rides to treatment and cancer-related appointments. They are limited in number.

Outside of that… if you’re not destitute, on Medicare and old, there aren’t many options. Even then, they’re pretty limited unless you’re able to pay out of pocket.

  • There’s no help to clean the house.
  • No service to come do the dishes.
  • No service to come take out the trash
  • There’s no help to do the laundry.
  • There’s no help to get around outside of the handful of rides offered by the Cancer Society and what the hospital can help to provide.

For all of these things, I have to rely on the generosity of neighbors and friends.

I recently looked into filing for disability. As it turns out, even though I’m not able to do a lot of the things I used to be able to do, I’m still not disabled enough to qualify for any kind of meaningful help.

I can’t imagine what this was like for my grandparents. I can’t imagine what this will look like for my parents in the next 10 years.

My advice? Don’t get sick and don’t get old.

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My Lucky Day

September 13, 2019

Today was Friday the 13th and a Full (Harvest) Moon

I was having some minor vision issues again last month, so I asked about moving my MRI up. The scheduler called two weeks after my request and the oncologist’s request to move it up. I had the scan yesterday afternoon. I got the results this morning.
No surprise. There’s something going on. The systemic treatment (chemo) doesn’t really cross the blood-brain barrier, so it’s effectiveness is limited.

I had an appointment this morning with my oncologist. There is no surprise to me that it appears there is something going on in my brain. I am at almost exactly 10 months to the day from when I had my first brain tumor surgically removed. The neurosurgeon told me prior to the surgery that the average time for regrowth is 10 months. So here I am. A little scared about what this means if there is new tumor growth in my head and hoping that the current chemo is actually doing something and what we’re seeing is still the same treatment after effects we’ve been watching for the past 7 months. 

I tried to talk with my radiation oncologist after my appointment with my regular oncologist, but the radonc was super busy. Knowing that there were spots we were watching, and that the report didn’t outright say there were new lesions, I’m not freaking out yet. I’ll save that for later, if it’s even warranted.

Monday, September 16, 2019

I heard from the radiation oncologist this morning. I asked her to explain the enhancements noted in the radiology report for my brain MRI. There are areas where the contrast dye is leaking out of my blood vessels, which means there is inflammation, which is expected after high doses of radiation therapy. She also said it’s hard to tell from this type of MRI whether they’re seeing scar tissue or new tumor growth. So the plan for now is to do another scan in a month that will look at my brain in a different way To me, it’s like when they found the skin calcifications in my breast tissue just before the lumpectomy surgery last year. The way they determined that it was a “normal” skin calcification vs new tumor growth was to get different angles from the mammogram because the cells show up a different way at different angles. This is also similar to the CT scan not long after radiation showing some radiation after effects in my lung tissue on the right side. 

She’s also taking my case to the tumor board this week where they’ll decide the best course of action in determining next steps, which could include another surgery or possibly whole brain radiation once the new MRI scans are done.

Where’s that leave me? I little less stressed for now. Still praying for some sort of miracle that all this stops long enough for me to go do some of the things on my bucket list before it’s too late/hard to do so.

 

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1-Year Post Op

May 11, 2019

A year ago today I had surgery to remove the cancerous lump from my breast and also have a bilateral breast lift. It’s taken me the whole year to adjust to my new look. For probably 8-9 months, every time I looked in the mirror, I thought about how these breasts didn’t belong to me. Now, a year later, they feel more like they’ve always been mine. Or at least remind me of some that were mine when I was a lot younger.

I was looking at some of the pictures I took post-op the other day. There were long red scar lines across my chest and under my arms. Now there are faint white lines. There are scars I can feel but can’t see. My range of motion is significantly decreased as I feared it would be. I’m not sure if this is due to where the underlying muscle tissue is clipped near my outer chest wall or if it’s more related to the nearly 8 weeks of radiation I had following the surgery. I will probably never know.

I still have much numbness and a little pain here and there under my arm. I stretch my arm daily so I don’t lose any more of my range of motion. It’s hard to do.

I didn’t expect this. None of it. No one told me what to expect, either. I’ve had surgeries before. My right knee has been operated on 5 times. My left one twice. My shoulder was pulled apart and put back together once, and the recovery from that surgery feels now like it was a walk in the park compared to this. In each of those cases, I recovered my range of motion fairly quickly. I can still reach down and touch my toes. I’m not so great at quad stretches, but then after the 1st knee surgery, that was a tough one to get back anyway. This is different. Very different. I don’t feel like there is much elasticity in my chest muscles.

When I lift my arm straight up in front of me, I feel the pull all the way down through and below my right breast. It hurts more when I pull it over to the right to get a deeper stretch. I can’t raise it 180 degrees anymore. I stretch every day and there never seems to be much improvement. It always goes back to feeling like a very tight and overly cooked piece of chicken.

It took many months after the surgery to find a bra that fit and was comfortable. I didn’t notice before how uncomfortable underwire bras were. Now I couldn’t wear a bra with an underwire if I wanted to. Well, I can’t even stand to try one on at this point. I don’t notice much change in how my clothes fit because of the surgery. It’s more from the weight I’ve lost due to chemo.

In some ways I’m glad I didn’t need a full mastectomy. I can’t imagine what this would feel like had I had either one or both breasts completely removed.

My ex-husband didn’t like my breasts and wanted me to have a breast lift at the ripe old age of 22. I had no desire to have surgery on my breasts. Not then and not in my early 50s because of cancer, either. It was a conversation with a guy friend who helped me get through the divorce and losing my job that convinced me that implants weren’t something I ever wanted to have. He told me that even the saline implants felt hard and unnatural. I took that to heart. The idea of having to have tissue expanders for a year wasn’t an attractive idea, either.

In reality, I’d have been fine having them both removed and going flat. Little did I know at the time, the tumors in my breast and lymph nodes were already spreading the dandelion seeds of cancer to other parts of my body.

 

 

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Playing Contact Roulette

February 5, 2019

I woke up this morning not able to see with my glasses or contacts. I was getting headaches and I could only read things with my glasses off. I made an appointment with my optometrist. I explained what was happening to him and they did a vision test. It turned out that my prescription dropped by half of what it had been essentially overnight.

I’ve been blind as a bat since I was a kid. Until about 3 years ago, I was always the one with the worst vision in the room. I finally met a couple of people who’s distance vision was worse than mine. I didn’t think that was possible. So it was pretty weird for me to hear from my eye doctor that my vision had changed so drastically so quickly. I went home with some trial contacts.

February 7, 2019

Grocery shopping. I knew it was going to snow. The weather people were forecasting at least 6 inches. I needed to make sure I had food and supplies in the house. My friend’s wife graciously came and picked me up in the Hamster-mobile and took me to the grocery store and Target. We had a nice dinner at a Chinese restaurant neither of us had tried before. With the snow coming, I needed to make sure I had food in the house to last at least a week.

February 8, 2019

I noticed another vision change. This time, my glasses work a little better than they did before, but the contacts are all but useless. I went back to the eye doctor. My vision had slid a little bit back to what it used to be. I got another new pair of 3 week contacts.

The real fun came when I went to leave the doctor’s office to go home. It had started snowing. As soon as those fluffy flakes started falling, the Lyft and Uber drivers scattered to the wind and disappeared. I was stranded on the other side of town. I couldn’t drive. I didn’t have my medications with me.

I ordered another ride. I got ghosted again.

I ordered yet another ride. This one called and asked where I was going. When I told him, he sounded concerned. I asked if there was a problem. He said no, but never showed up. So I tried again. Same thing. Ghosted. This was getting frustrating for me and the doctor’s office. They were sending their staff home. One of the doctors needed to go pick up her kids. I was still there when she got back and relieved the last of her staff. She was ready to drop me at a Starbucks or somewhere else nearby where I could get a ride.

I eventually got home via a friend who happened to be on his way home and could stop to pick me up. It wasn’t a fun ride home. Seattle snow is like Minnesota snow in late March or April – it’s that wet, heavy stuff that turns to ice the second any pressure is exerted on it. We used to call it “Tournament Snow.”

Rather than go look up on my spreadsheet how much my vision swapped back and forth, I’m just gonna list how many times I had to go to the eye doctor’s office and get new contacts.

2/5/19
2/8/19
2/18/19
3/6/19
3/8/19- Visual Fields
3/11/19
3/19/19
3/25/19
3/29/19 – Visual Fields
4/1/19
4/4/19

The contacts I got were all 3 week contacts instead of daily wear lenses. So I had to clean them and store them. For the uninitiated, they need to be cleaned every time you put them in or take them out, and they need to be taken out of the case, cleaned and the case cleaned once a week, too, plus replacing the cases once a month.

See why I prefer daily wear lenses I can just toss at the end of the day?

 

Contact Cases on Counter

 

 

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Rehab Highlight Reel

January 21, 2019

I spent 11 days in the acute rehab unit. Sorry you didn’t get a day-by-day account. Remember my phone has been dead now for 2 weeks and I didn’t have a tablet or laptop with me. I’m not sure I had the brain power or emotional space to write anything anyway. So you’re getting the highlight reel instead.

Acute Rehab is pretty much the same thing every day – Breakfast, then Physical Therapy (PT), Occupational Therapy (OT) or Speech Therapy, then lunch, then more PT, OT and/or Speech Therapy, then dinner, a little TV, then bed. It’s tiring. My brain and body aren’t up for all of this. I am sicker than I thought I was when I went into the hospital on January 5th.

On my first full day in the rehab unit, my first therapy appointment was with the speech therapist. Luckily, I had already done a few sessions with a speech therapist at the hospital for chemo brain. Even more fortunate, that same speech therapist is on the hospital rotation for the rehab unit, and I loved her before, so this wasn’t a scary or bad During my first therapy appointment was with her. We did a couple of puzzle-like things and she left me some homework. Because I’m writing this based on my failing memory and it’s been almost 6 months since I was admitted so I’m a little foggy on some details.

Occupational Therapy – The first night I was there I had ordered some sort of meat for dinner that required cutting. My coordination was so bad that I couldn’t hold my knife and fork in a way that would actually allow me to cut my food. I mentioned this to the OT. She brought me a couple of pool noodle looking things to put on my fork and knife. That, surprisingly, worked, and it worked well. I felt like an adult again.

Next, she brought me a tub of TheraPutty. It’s basically colored Silly Putty that comes in several different colors that indicate how stiff it is.  I’m supposed to sit and squeeze it and play with it with my “bad” hand. This actually worked pretty well, too. Within a few days, my left hand just decided to start working semi-normally again. Hallelujah! Now if the rest of me will cooperate.

Being that this was the middle of football season, and my next-door neighbor was a football fan also, we watched football together from our separate rooms. Some of this was because I wasn’t allowed to get up and move around by myself, and some because he had family around quite a bit and I wasn’t going to impose on their time together. I eventually got to meet him. The funniest thing about this is that when he was watching a game, I was trying to find it on my TV. I found a rugby match and watched that instead. The referee whistles just happened to almost coincide most of the game.

Physical therapy included some riding a stationary bike, walking around the floor with the walker, learning how to maneuver it around things and making sure I didn’t walk into stuff with it. After a bit I graduated to a cane. More walking around the floor and going up and down stairs. There were also some exercises in picking things up off the floor. Eventually, I was going for longer walks around the hospital.

One trip we did a treasure hunt of sorts down to the gift shop and back. I should have asked to go to the coffee shop or something or even to have bought a wallet. Oh wait… I was living in scrubs so no pockets. Yay.  It was a combined test of my strength, stamina and my ability to remember steps and what to do if I got lost. Needless to say, I forgot steps and got lost. I should have asked for popcorn or something to leave a trail.

When we got down to the hospital lobby, there was a guy, maybe a volunteer, playing the piano. We sat in a chair and listened to him play for a bit. I kind of wished I could put my hands on the keyboard. I knew already that I wouldn’t remember how to play any of the songs I used to play 10 or so years ago. 😦  Maybe I should have asked anyway. Oh, well.

Another OT session we had a therapist who was also a musician. This was kind of fun. We did therapy as a group. We pretended to play keyboards with TheraPutty on the table. Having played French Horn, trumpet and piano for so long, I was happy to find some of that muscle memory was still there.

There were a couple of other things that weren’t quite as fun for me. There was a little kids’ jigsaw puzzle. I couldn’t figure out how the pieces fit. That bothered me. Then there were some worksheets that baffled me for a while. We also did this thing with a light board where I had to stand on a foam mat and touch the lights as they came on. I didn’t do that well the first couple of times I did it. Well, there are a lot of things that I expected to be able to do better than I did the first few times I tried them. Some of the worksheets for Speech Therapy are a good example. Folding clothes was another. It was really frustrating and a little depressing to realize that I didn’t have the

 

I’ve been on the IV antibiotics for the entire time I’ve been here. I’m starting to feel a little better. There’s talk about sending me home. Naturally, there is no real planning to this piece. My family are mostly back in Minnesota or in California/Arizona. I haven’t had a boyfriend here in 6 years. There isn’t anyone who can some stay with me on short notice to help out.

It’s about this time that I realize that no one at work knows where I am. To my knowledge, no one is looking for me. This is concerning. I was able to get one of the nurses to do a Google search for my HR person’s name and my company name. She found me a switchboard number for the office. Good start. The switchboard number’s got a company directory on the voicemail. Of course it can’t find my HR person.  The directory says there are too many people with her name. The LOL on this is that her name is pretty unique, so it’s clear to me I’m either not pronouncing it correctly or she’s in the directory differently. So now I have to think of someone else. My memory is still crap so I can’t think of anyone but the guy I used to work with that left the company to go back to school to be a nurse. Eventually, I remember another manager and call him. I left him a voicemail to please let HR and Benefits know I’m not dead (yet) and what’s going on. Then I ask him to contact our mutual friend who went back to school because he and his wife don’t live too awfully far away from me and I’m hoping they can help out here and there.

Oh, and remember how the hospital doesn’t have voicemail or ring to the nurse’s station? This place doesn’t, either, even though they told me the first day that my phone would ring at the nurse’s station if I was away. So when I’m trying to coordinate help for when I get home, and I’m in PT sessions big chunks of the day, I’m missing calls because my cell’s still dead.

After 17 days of hospital and rehab stay, I’m being sent home. Ready or not, here I go. Hint: the real answer is no, I’m not ready. In fact, I’m scared witless. I have 2 sets of 14 stairs to get in and out of the house. One set is bare wood with treads glued on. The other st is carpeted. I’m more afraid of the carpeted stairs. It’s cold outside which means that it’s cold in the garage where I’ve got the futon. Even if I could sleep down there, I’d still have to go up 14 stairs to go to the bathroom. Well, that’s not gonna work. I’m going to have to mostly live upstairs, which is probably fine.

I will have home health visits for some time after I get home, too. The first visit will be an a  nurse and an OT to help assess fall risk in my house. The rest are on a schedule and there will be someone checking in pretty much every day.

I’m eager to get home to my own bed where it’s quiet and the blankets fit the bed. I’m not thrilled about being there alone and going up and down the stairs. I’m not wild about how I’m going to manage showers, either. I’ve been told and shown a bunch of handicap bars and tub chairs and stuff while I’m at rehab. I have no mechanism to get any of this stuff purchased or rented and delivered to my house. Even if I did get a bath chair delivered there’s no way I’m going to be able to carry it up the stairs in my condition. So… more things to figure out.

 

Later on I called it Swedish Chef hand.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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